Thursday, December 31, 2009

Vertically Challenged

I am vertically challenged!

As a gecko I am supposed to be able to climb upon any surface! But not recently. My new home doesn't allow me to climb vertically! I tried!

I have been sitting on a rock most of the time. I have tried and tried to get some height but I can't. My home is made out of unclimbable materials! I hope I get a glass tank soon, so I can hang myself, off the walls.

On a rather different note, there was weird smell of pumpkin filling my home today. It drove me crazy! Also, someone put worms and bananas in my home. I wonder what the hell I am going to do with that! Hopefully they want me to bath in the bananas, because I love the smell.

I need height. Give me height or give me Branches. It is a slippery slope here in plastic tankville. But perhaps the worst part is the soil. I prefer hanging out on my rock, than this icky black stuff, for now.


Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The First Day.

I have been having the worst day ever! I am a Golden Gecko, but living in the Bronx is hard.

First I was put in a nauseating vehicle, which smelled like sphagnum. Afterwards, I was put in a small chinese food container while the sound of rushing water played out in the background. Was there a flood? Could it be that today was my last day on earth?

Not only did I almost have a heart attack, but someone took my old home away, in an empty tank, with a rock and a bowl, and replaced it with a tank of soil, with an ugly plant in it!

I held on in the corner for my dear life. This life changing experience will traumatize me forever! And all I have to console me at night is a shining beacon of light. A bright image of an apple looms next to my most humble abode. Little does the sleeping ogre know that I have taken it upon myself to sneak out and write about my life.


Sorry, I got distracted. Anyway, here is the apple I was talking about:

Am I for real? Yes. And while my life is long lived, I am here, and I ain't going no where. This is the adventures of Gex, Gecko from the Bronx, and I am here to give you the ups and downs of the cold blooded way. It is new to me too, and I find it hard to find my full identity. Until I do, I am holding on for my dear life!